Help me! Having lost a couple of $11 Hu today to a more disabled person than me, had an Av prof of like -4 and -38% or something like that. I lost 2 11s to him. Stalked him and then played two 33s again. He was terrible and I was worse. The scary thing is I think I have lost well over 80% of my HU with people with haddock bowls next to them.
I simply do not have the skill to deal with a person who calls raises when he has 70th pair no kicker and an estuary 13th nut inside straight flush melon draw on the flop. I normally have some sort of healthy draw, pair or A high. Maybe I'm just having a bad day! I then get min betted, fish for some sort of non-existant draw and in essence get drawn into a 'who is the bigger salmon' battle, then lose :D
Wanker. Right I'm withdrawing my tatty bankroll of $180 or something. X
Sunday 30 November 2008
Wednesday 26 November 2008
Another completey pointless post.
I am just trying to avoid doing a french letter thing to an unknown employer for next years overseas shenanigans (sp?), while coughing up my internal organs due to a very cold (but enjoyable) trip to tynemouth. I tend not to do trips and all that malarkey but it was quite fun. I have realised having written this paragraph that the structure is crap and I need to improve my syntax.
Anyways I have a spot of man flu but maybe a bit worse. It must be quite bad because my white blood cells are made of steel and usually nuke all vile attemps to render me savagely ill. Along with this I constantly feel dizzy and can't speak properly or write properly (no change there). Obviously it could be worse; I could be a frenchman. (note the great use of the semi colon there)
Pokerwise piss all interesting to report. Playing a few 6 dollar HU and doing quite well. for the moment. I can't be bothered to go onto sharkscope and fetch the stats. But if you're really that bored you can search 'Netter17' on full tilt.
Please note that this is a friends account, andI only start playing when it goes into profit :D.
I am also ordering a chois now. Maybe also go down to the shop and have a fruit binge. Last weds I had approximately 400g of sugar in about 30 mins. Amazed I didn't get the shits and amazed the history of diabetes in my family didn't spring up.
I have also added a new picture of a salmon, adds a touch of class I suspect.
May all of thee who read this post run well after enduring such drivel.
Anyways I have a spot of man flu but maybe a bit worse. It must be quite bad because my white blood cells are made of steel and usually nuke all vile attemps to render me savagely ill. Along with this I constantly feel dizzy and can't speak properly or write properly (no change there). Obviously it could be worse; I could be a frenchman. (note the great use of the semi colon there)
Pokerwise piss all interesting to report. Playing a few 6 dollar HU and doing quite well. for the moment. I can't be bothered to go onto sharkscope and fetch the stats. But if you're really that bored you can search 'Netter17' on full tilt.
Please note that this is a friends account, andI only start playing when it goes into profit :D.
I am also ordering a chois now. Maybe also go down to the shop and have a fruit binge. Last weds I had approximately 400g of sugar in about 30 mins. Amazed I didn't get the shits and amazed the history of diabetes in my family didn't spring up.
I have also added a new picture of a salmon, adds a touch of class I suspect.
May all of thee who read this post run well after enduring such drivel.
Saturday 22 November 2008
Don't call Zlatan Ibraimovic a cunt.
Been a week or so and sod all has happened. After my abuse of that twat below, Juventus lost tonight to Inter which has ruined the happiness from yet another week of uncompromising salmonesque outdrawing haddockfests.
Today I put myself on tilt at how lucky I was. To be honest I played quite well early on having received approximately nothing. Blinded down as usual. Then worst hand of the night.
5 players. Blinds too big, Guy (as in our Guy) UTG moves all in for a huge 7k and I call with a3o, Then some bloke takes about an ice age and shoves over the top with JJ for just under the initial raise. Guy shows a4o
Flop X45
Turn 3
River 2.........Just....wtf
Then I managed to get onto the final table somehow, and people went. Outdrew guy with K7 vs KQ then won a race with 33 vs KQ then shoved all in OTB for adecent amount with 34s to see 8s. Flopped a flush draw and hit the turn. Just obscene.
Then I ran AQ into AA, and Guy took it down. Good work my son! At least this means I can afford to go down to dewsbury for my Aikido thing (did I mention I had quit rowing to take up some lethal japanese shit?) without worrying too much about losing the league. But hey, anythings possible and I don't deserve to win it in the first place. Right, I'm boring myself. I might go drink some Mbongo and eat some meat. Hope people are good.
Today I put myself on tilt at how lucky I was. To be honest I played quite well early on having received approximately nothing. Blinded down as usual. Then worst hand of the night.
5 players. Blinds too big, Guy (as in our Guy) UTG moves all in for a huge 7k and I call with a3o, Then some bloke takes about an ice age and shoves over the top with JJ for just under the initial raise. Guy shows a4o
Flop X45
Turn 3
River 2.........Just....wtf
Then I managed to get onto the final table somehow, and people went. Outdrew guy with K7 vs KQ then won a race with 33 vs KQ then shoved all in OTB for adecent amount with 34s to see 8s. Flopped a flush draw and hit the turn. Just obscene.
Then I ran AQ into AA, and Guy took it down. Good work my son! At least this means I can afford to go down to dewsbury for my Aikido thing (did I mention I had quit rowing to take up some lethal japanese shit?) without worrying too much about losing the league. But hey, anythings possible and I don't deserve to win it in the first place. Right, I'm boring myself. I might go drink some Mbongo and eat some meat. Hope people are good.
Saturday 15 November 2008
A smaller win.
Seeing as most people were there yesterday railing, this s probably an irrelevant post, but what the hell.
Decided I fancied some MTT's yesterday on FT while my 2kg of lamb was having a 4 hour stint in the oven. I needed something to take my eye off the burning hunger :D Anyways it was a high stakes $2 buy in 6 max with just over 300 runners.
Started off pretty standard really, stacked some shortstacks about half way through to put me on around 2.5k, then had an uber hand when I managed to hit top set with 99 on a very drawy board, with the magical turn pairing the board giving me 9s full of 8s. Luckily with this he'd also hit trips and then 8's full on the river. Up to around 10k and over 70BB. Grinded it up to about 15 then lost a bit and then lost a bit more (fuck youuu Isaac! :p). Then I ran card dead till I shoved 66 from the cutoff into KK and A8 or something and hit a set, so lucky.
From then on it was up and up and all the draws I was playing agressively hit and got paid for thankfully. Eventually got to the final table about 4/6. Luckily two people immediately went out, one of whos chips went my way, and the other to the massive chip leader with just under half the chips in play. It was a fun FT the lead kept changing, I got bummed after losing a race with 88vs AQ and then 88 vs A6 but luckily managed to hold up with AK vs QJ to put me up their again. Eventually found my self heads-up with the huge stack with about a 2.5 to 1 lead. First and I limp shove AK from the SB and he makes the call with 44, wasn't happy about that till the ace came on the turn and a blank river put us pretty equal. Standard HU play ensued where I started to get the better of him until the final hand came where I check raised all in on a 6 high open ended straight flush draw and managed to hit against top two :D.
First was $147 (Paul enjoyed that one), fuck all for the amount of time and effort, but hey, I'm not complaining!
Fun cash game later on where I ended up about 12 or something for the first time in about ever. And I didn't give my stack to Paul for the first time in about ever either, I gave it to Isaac instead :D
Society game today, hope the cunt in 2nd goes out really early and I run deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
Laters X
Decided I fancied some MTT's yesterday on FT while my 2kg of lamb was having a 4 hour stint in the oven. I needed something to take my eye off the burning hunger :D Anyways it was a high stakes $2 buy in 6 max with just over 300 runners.
Started off pretty standard really, stacked some shortstacks about half way through to put me on around 2.5k, then had an uber hand when I managed to hit top set with 99 on a very drawy board, with the magical turn pairing the board giving me 9s full of 8s. Luckily with this he'd also hit trips and then 8's full on the river. Up to around 10k and over 70BB. Grinded it up to about 15 then lost a bit and then lost a bit more (fuck youuu Isaac! :p). Then I ran card dead till I shoved 66 from the cutoff into KK and A8 or something and hit a set, so lucky.
From then on it was up and up and all the draws I was playing agressively hit and got paid for thankfully. Eventually got to the final table about 4/6. Luckily two people immediately went out, one of whos chips went my way, and the other to the massive chip leader with just under half the chips in play. It was a fun FT the lead kept changing, I got bummed after losing a race with 88vs AQ and then 88 vs A6 but luckily managed to hold up with AK vs QJ to put me up their again. Eventually found my self heads-up with the huge stack with about a 2.5 to 1 lead. First and I limp shove AK from the SB and he makes the call with 44, wasn't happy about that till the ace came on the turn and a blank river put us pretty equal. Standard HU play ensued where I started to get the better of him until the final hand came where I check raised all in on a 6 high open ended straight flush draw and managed to hit against top two :D.
First was $147 (Paul enjoyed that one), fuck all for the amount of time and effort, but hey, I'm not complaining!
Fun cash game later on where I ended up about 12 or something for the first time in about ever. And I didn't give my stack to Paul for the first time in about ever either, I gave it to Isaac instead :D
Society game today, hope the cunt in 2nd goes out really early and I run deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
Laters X
Thursday 6 November 2008
LOL!
Due to the daft cunts spamming the forum, I'm putting a possible contender for hand of the week on m blog.
I had minimal information on this guy, except that he liked to float a lot (who doesn't!). Now I must admit I've been a homosexual inter milan supporting vegetarian environmentalist in subscribing to sharkscope (along with Tom I might add) and he's played about 40 games and down some sort of amount. Made an utterly ridiculous min 1/20th pot value bet for shits!!
Game #8258388704: Heads Up £5 (ID8517198) £5+£0.25 - Hold'em NL (15/30) - 2008/11/06 - 21:27:02 (UK)
Table "8517198 - 1" Seat 1 is the button.
Seat 1: Riga_t (1479 in chips)
Seat 2: Ant210833 (1521 in chips)
Riga_t: posts small blind 15
Ant210833: posts big blind 30
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Riga_t [3s As]
Riga_t: calls 15
Ant210833: raises to 60
Riga_t: calls 30
----- FLOP ----- [Kc Jh Ac]
Ant210833: bets 240
Riga_t: calls 240
----- TURN ----- [Kc Jh Ac][7h]
Ant210833: checks
Riga_t: checks
----- RIVER ----- [Kc Jh Ac 7h][6c]
Ant210833: checks
Riga_t: bets 30
Ant210833: raises to 1221 and is all-in
Riga_t: is all-in 1149
Returned uncalled bets 42 to Ant210833
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Ant210833: shows [Qs 2s] (High Card Ace)
Riga_t: shows [3s As] (A Pair of Aces, King high)
Riga_t collected 2958 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot 2958 Main pot 2958 Rake 0
Board [Kc Jh Ac 7h 6c]
Seat 1: Riga_t (small blind) showed [3s As] and won (2958) with A Pair of Aces, King high
Seat 2: Ant210833 (big blind) showed [Qs 2s] and lost with High Card Ace
In this one it was a semi-tilt hero call with 10 high and it worked! I went on to get bummed in this one :D
Game #8257716794: Heads Up £5 (ID8516792) £5+£0.25 - Hold'em NL (25/50) - 2008/11/06 - 20:50:30 (UK)
Table "8516792 - 1" Seat 2 is the button.
Seat 1: Riga_t (1065 in chips)
Seat 2: Trocks (1935 in chips)
Trocks: posts small blind 25
Riga_t: posts big blind 50
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Riga_t [6c Th]
Trocks: calls 25
Riga_t: checks
----- FLOP ----- [7h Ad 9h]
Riga_t: checks
Trocks: checks
----- TURN ----- [7h Ad 9h][3s]
Riga_t: checks
Trocks: checks
----- RIVER ----- [7h Ad 9h 3s][Ac]
Riga_t: checks
Trocks: bets 50
Riga_t: calls 50
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Trocks: shows [8h 4c] (A Pair of Aces, Nine high)
Riga_t: shows [6c Th] (A Pair of Aces, Ten high)
Riga_t collected 200 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot 200 Main pot 200 Rake 0
Board [7h Ad 9h 3s Ac]
Seat 1: Riga_t (big blind) showed [6c Th] and won (200) with A Pair of Aces, Ten high
Seat 2: Trocks (small blind) showed [8h 4c] and lost with A Pair of Aces, Nine high
In other news, Juventus are the greatest.
As a follow on from this post, I have withdrawn just under $170 profit from a combination £5 HU and 10/25p cash. I have started a monster downswing being bummed all over the place so decided just to leave a few buy ins in :D
I had minimal information on this guy, except that he liked to float a lot (who doesn't!). Now I must admit I've been a homosexual inter milan supporting vegetarian environmentalist in subscribing to sharkscope (along with Tom I might add) and he's played about 40 games and down some sort of amount. Made an utterly ridiculous min 1/20th pot value bet for shits!!
Game #8258388704: Heads Up £5 (ID8517198) £5+£0.25 - Hold'em NL (15/30) - 2008/11/06 - 21:27:02 (UK)
Table "8517198 - 1" Seat 1 is the button.
Seat 1: Riga_t (1479 in chips)
Seat 2: Ant210833 (1521 in chips)
Riga_t: posts small blind 15
Ant210833: posts big blind 30
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Riga_t [3s As]
Riga_t: calls 15
Ant210833: raises to 60
Riga_t: calls 30
----- FLOP ----- [Kc Jh Ac]
Ant210833: bets 240
Riga_t: calls 240
----- TURN ----- [Kc Jh Ac][7h]
Ant210833: checks
Riga_t: checks
----- RIVER ----- [Kc Jh Ac 7h][6c]
Ant210833: checks
Riga_t: bets 30
Ant210833: raises to 1221 and is all-in
Riga_t: is all-in 1149
Returned uncalled bets 42 to Ant210833
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Ant210833: shows [Qs 2s] (High Card Ace)
Riga_t: shows [3s As] (A Pair of Aces, King high)
Riga_t collected 2958 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot 2958 Main pot 2958 Rake 0
Board [Kc Jh Ac 7h 6c]
Seat 1: Riga_t (small blind) showed [3s As] and won (2958) with A Pair of Aces, King high
Seat 2: Ant210833 (big blind) showed [Qs 2s] and lost with High Card Ace
In this one it was a semi-tilt hero call with 10 high and it worked! I went on to get bummed in this one :D
Game #8257716794: Heads Up £5 (ID8516792) £5+£0.25 - Hold'em NL (25/50) - 2008/11/06 - 20:50:30 (UK)
Table "8516792 - 1" Seat 2 is the button.
Seat 1: Riga_t (1065 in chips)
Seat 2: Trocks (1935 in chips)
Trocks: posts small blind 25
Riga_t: posts big blind 50
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Riga_t [6c Th]
Trocks: calls 25
Riga_t: checks
----- FLOP ----- [7h Ad 9h]
Riga_t: checks
Trocks: checks
----- TURN ----- [7h Ad 9h][3s]
Riga_t: checks
Trocks: checks
----- RIVER ----- [7h Ad 9h 3s][Ac]
Riga_t: checks
Trocks: bets 50
Riga_t: calls 50
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Trocks: shows [8h 4c] (A Pair of Aces, Nine high)
Riga_t: shows [6c Th] (A Pair of Aces, Ten high)
Riga_t collected 200 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot 200 Main pot 200 Rake 0
Board [7h Ad 9h 3s Ac]
Seat 1: Riga_t (big blind) showed [6c Th] and won (200) with A Pair of Aces, Ten high
Seat 2: Trocks (small blind) showed [8h 4c] and lost with A Pair of Aces, Nine high
In other news, Juventus are the greatest.
As a follow on from this post, I have withdrawn just under $170 profit from a combination £5 HU and 10/25p cash. I have started a monster downswing being bummed all over the place so decided just to leave a few buy ins in :D
Tuesday 4 November 2008
The best Italian word ever.
I can speak a decent amount of Italian, but came across this word yesterday.
Andare in tilt. This is a colloquial way of saying to get pissed off!! For those with any interest in language....andare = to go, and in tilt is obvious....so, vado in tilt= im getting pissed off. How exciting!
Neways pokerrr time. Fuck all to report. KNocked out of society tourn sometime early when I ran AK into KJ :D It was by a russian too which put me on tilt for the cash game lol. He was a nice bloke so no complaints. Played probably 90% of hands in 1/2 and was up about a tenner. :D The only fucking time hannes wins and I bust early!!
Heads up wise, started on will hill two days ago then went home coz of someone snuffed it. PLaying £5 HU, which is what...$8-9?? The standard is absolutely dire but I'm not playing great either. I tend to lose 500 chips getting reads and then work my way back up again, probably a bad way of doing it :D. Paul was saying it puts you on tilt and he's right!! I hate getting beaten by greater shitacts than myself. Up about $80 according to scope but my graph looks very tilty indeed with an ROI and av.profit ranging from $1-3.
Hope all is good XXX
Andare in tilt. This is a colloquial way of saying to get pissed off!! For those with any interest in language....andare = to go, and in tilt is obvious....so, vado in tilt= im getting pissed off. How exciting!
Neways pokerrr time. Fuck all to report. KNocked out of society tourn sometime early when I ran AK into KJ :D It was by a russian too which put me on tilt for the cash game lol. He was a nice bloke so no complaints. Played probably 90% of hands in 1/2 and was up about a tenner. :D The only fucking time hannes wins and I bust early!!
Heads up wise, started on will hill two days ago then went home coz of someone snuffed it. PLaying £5 HU, which is what...$8-9?? The standard is absolutely dire but I'm not playing great either. I tend to lose 500 chips getting reads and then work my way back up again, probably a bad way of doing it :D. Paul was saying it puts you on tilt and he's right!! I hate getting beaten by greater shitacts than myself. Up about $80 according to scope but my graph looks very tilty indeed with an ROI and av.profit ranging from $1-3.
Hope all is good XXX
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