i am a totally shit player!

Mmorning kids, have realised i am a crappy player. Lol omg italics where the fuck did that come from. Yes anyways I am drunk again.

Well then week 2 of the poker soc. Came 4th this time. Lucked out on Isaac with runner runner full house after he had AA. Then i had AA vs QQ. heldf up. Then I beat KJ with Q8, then had KK vs JJ. how lucky am I. Got cunted on the final table tho. Was set for back to back win after cunt open shoved 17k 1010 UTG into my AA and hit a melon on the flop. LOLLLLO i so deserved that. Yeah thats about it. I suck so badly its untrue I have no idea how Im up like $1.5 k coz im actually shiiiiiit lol. Me and lass then went out and got battered. Then somehow we found ourselves at pauls at about 2 am. He was playing heads up- the geek!!!!!!!!!! I then attacked calum while he was in bed but I think I lost I cant remember. Then I attacked Scott. I might have won that (I cant remember again). What else happended hahaaaa so canrt spelllll. I want to win this league thing but I also want to go out early and play cash games with Hannes coz h.s always there roflbiscuits.

Thats about it I thinik....yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and Juve beat torino hoew ace is that. Come to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mr bracelet I want to actually win something.

P.S Gambon is a very large salmon and lassey is passed out on the loanding LOL. I am going to watch starship troopers again coz its actually fit. Seeeeeeeeeeeeee yall laater cazzzzzzoni xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx haaaaaaaaaaaaa that is such a long line of X's. 73.98% of them are for Paul

Updaaaate.

Took a wee break from the party poker grind and ended up down about $90 so nothing drastic. Just had freshers week where I played fuck all poker apart from a 3 dollar 90 man on full tilt at about 3 am absolutely hammered cashing for 9 dollars lol.

Academically, taken up Spanish so now doing 3 langs but did that at A level so shouldn't be too bad. Changed because I hate the french language in general...it sounds disabled, and the completely irrelevant cultural modules piss me off. I've got my own mediterranean culture!

Anyways it was the first DUPS tournament yesterday with a £60 added prize pool, sparking a real good turnout and a great new look. Long story short I took it down for a 100 quid having lucked out severely on Gambon later into the tournament. Top of the league too so I'll savour that before I revert to form and lose! I wrote an account of yesterday drunk (again) so once Guy gives me some exec rights it'll get posted up.

Honestly though this was a landmark for me because the win put me over the $1k (note dollars :D) profit mark which feels really good and could have only dreamed of that when I started just over a year ago. Now I just have to stop losing at cash games lol.

Nice to see Hannes blogging it up too! X

getting bummed.

Well after that tourny win I figured I had enough to do the party bonus but only 215 dollars worth of it (wierd number) and long story short I've dropped $120 in about 4days playing truly horriffic poker and not running fantastic either. Played 10/25 underrolled (as normal) then decided to 4 table 5/10 playing proper LAG to rack up some points. That didn't work either so I'm back to my usual grind with no bankroll. Fortunately there are always some crazy people to donate but atm not happy with my play at all.

Great to see Keys cash again too, played fella :D. Can't wait for the cash games to start! Hope all is well.